Deranged Assistant
Creature — Human Wizard
1 / 1CommonEDHREC #4671
, Mill a card: Add 
. (Activate only as an instant. To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Illustrated by Nils Hamm
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Not LegalHistoric
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Not LegalBrawl
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Not LegalTimeless
LegalVintage
LegalPauper
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Low $0.15 · high $0.26 over 4 readings.
▲ now $0.26 is 11.8% above its recent average of $0.23 · volatility 34.6%
TCGplayer low–high: $0.03–$6.85.
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